Adventures of a Blogosaurus

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Peoria's Most Wanted

Meet the Suspect:





















Name: Katherine

Age: Freshly 4
Weight: 33 lbs when soaking wet

Height: Not quite tall enough for the roller coaster
Identifying features: Milk mustache.


Meet the Victim:

















Name: Zach
Age: 7 months-ish
Weight: Close to his sister by now
Height: Tall enough to grow out of his carseat
Identifying features: Covered in spit up and a little stinky.



The crime is so horrendous, it need not be explained. The photos speak for themselves. Any leads to the suspects whereabouts, please call and her mommy will come pick her up. Justice must be served.


2 Comments:

At 11:45 PM, Blogger Amanda said...

LMAO!
Love this post. You are so damn funny!

 
At 9:50 PM, Blogger Amanda said...

Can I add you to my blogroll or are you wanting some privacy on who reads your stuff? Not like you'd get 1000 hits from me, but still... just email me and let me know.

 

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