29 Days?!? Is that doing the backstroke or frontstroke?

I was curious today how to get back to France, should I ever feel the need. So we looked on Google Maps. Check these directions out and note step number 26:

	1.	Head east on CR-25 toward Hickory Point Rd 0.5 mi 1 min
	2.	Turn right at Hickory Point Rd 1.0 mi 2 mins
	3.	Turn left at IL-116 E 3.1 mi 6 mins
	4.	Continue on E Mt Vernon St 0.1 mi
	5.	Turn left at IL-89 9.8 mi 16 mins
	6.	Turn left at IL-89/Jefferson St 0.5 mi 2 mins
	7.	Slight right at IL-89 8.4 mi 10 mins
	8.	Turn right at IL-17 9.2 mi 12 mins
	9.	Turn left to merge onto I-39 N/US-51 N toward Rockford 23.5 mi 23 mins
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	10.	Take exit 59A to merge onto I-80 E toward Chicago Partial toll road Entering Indiana 100 mi 1 hour 41 mins
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	11.	Take exit 16 for Toll Rd/I-80 E/I-90 0.8 mi 3 mins
	12.	Keep right at the fork, follow signs for Indiana Toll Rd/I-80 E/I-90 E/Ohio and merge onto I-80 E/I-90 E Toll road Entering Ohio 277 mi 4 hours 11 mins
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	13.	Take exit 142 for I-90 toward OH-2 E 1.3 mi 2 mins
	14.	Merge onto I-90 E Partial toll road 27.0 mi 27 mins
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	15.	Take exit 170B for I-90 E/I-71 S/OH-176 S toward Cleveland/Columbus 0.7 mi 1 min
	16.	Merge onto I-90 E 17.2 mi 19 mins
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	17.	Take the exit onto I-90 E toward Erie PA Partial toll road Passing through Pennsylvania Entering New York 448 mi 7 hours 0 mins
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	18.	Continue on I-87 S/New York State Thruway S (signs for New York Thruway S/I-87 S/New York/Boston/Mass Pike) Toll road 14.6 mi 14 mins
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	19.	Take exit 21A toward I-90 E/Mass Turnpike/Boston Toll road 0.9 mi 1 min
	20.	Merge onto New York State Thruway E Toll road 24.1 mi 22 mins
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	21.	Continue on I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike Partial toll road Entering Massachusetts 134 mi 2 hours 9 mins
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	22.	Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi 1 min
	23.	Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi 3 mins
	24.	Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi
	25.	Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi
	26.	Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi 29 days 0 hours
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	27.	Slight right at E05 0.5 mi 2 mins
	28.	At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi
	29.	Turn right at E05 Partial toll road 17.3 mi 22 mins
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	30.	At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A131/E05 heading to A131/Rouen/Paris/Evreux Partial toll road 9.1 mi 8 mins
	31.	Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie Partial toll road 20.3 mi 17 mins
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	32.	Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie Partial toll road 66.6 mi 57 mins
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	33.	Take exit 5 to merge onto A86/Périphérique de l'Ile-de-France 4.1 mi 3 mins
	34.	Take the exit onto A86/Périphérique de l'Ile-de-France 8.8 mi 11 mins
	35.	Take the exit onto A6b/E15/E50/L'Autoroute du Soleil toward Bordeaux/Nantes/Lyon 1.2 mi 2 mins
	36.	Take the exit on the left onto A6/E15/L'Autoroute du Soleil toward Evry/Lyon/Chilly-Mazarin Partial toll road 182 mi 2 hours 30 mins
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	37.	Take the exit toward Genève/Lyon/Chalon-sur-Saône Toll road 1.1 mi 1 min
	38.	Merge onto A6/E15/L'Autoroute du Soleil Toll road 79.3 mi 1 hour 4 mins
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	39.	Slight right at A46/Contournement de Lyon (signs for A46/Marseille/Genéve/Grenoble/Lyon-Est) Partial toll road 16.4 mi 15 mins
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	40.	Take the exit onto N346 toward Marseille/Grenoble 8.7 mi 11 mins
	41.	Take the A43 exit toward Chambéry/Grenoble/A43/Grenoble/Chambéry 249 ft
	42.	Keep left at the fork to continue toward A43/E70/E711 0.3 mi
	43.	Keep right at the fork, follow signs for A43/Chambéry/Grenoble and merge onto A43/E70/E711 Toll road 21.2 mi 22 mins
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	44.	Take the exit onto A48/E711 toward Rives/Voiron/Grenoble Partial toll road 32.3 mi 27 mins
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	45.	Take the exit toward Grenoble-Centre/Saint-Martin-le-Vinoux 0.5 mi
	46.	Merge onto A48 2.5 mi 3 mins
	47.	Slight left at N75/Place Aristide Briand 217 ft
	48.	Slight right at N75 0.1 mi
	49.	Slight right at Place Hubert Dubedout 171 ft
	50.	Turn left at D590 0.5 mi 2 mins
	51.	Slight right at Quai Claude Brosse 276 ft
	52.	Turn right at Place de Lavalette 305 ft

To:

38000 Grenoble France Change destination

Edit

Thanks to Addie and Jen for the fun link. More pics to come tomorrow.